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This musical project was put together to play the classic melodies of the Christmas season........
.....AND decorate them with a Huge set of METAL BALLS!!!!

So the story goes like this-

The fat man in red, we'll call him Santa, was on his way to Commercialism Land where he usually drops his Load.

- Of presents down upon the good, law abiding citizens. He does this every year on December the 24th, and in return gets some Free P.R. and advertising. His name is everywhere, He's Huge! And uber rich, but he doesn't want anyone to know that.

Now The Questioner, (he has million names- Mephisto, Beelzebub, the Devil) we'll call him Satan, knew of how the fat man was capitalizing on the peoples' sacred season and thought to himself "Hmmm, self, that's a pretty good situation the jolly fat man has going. I'm sure that I should be able to do that, only better. I'm the friggin' Devil!!"

Legend had it that Satan played a mean fiddle and a Monster guitar! He knew that he had to challenge old Claus to a duel, with the winner gaining exclusive rights to the Christmas Season. He already had Halloween under his belt, and with the addition of Christmas he would finally be as big as Bill Gates and Donald Trump!!! Maybe he could even hang out at their World Domination parties and smoke cigars and play Sim City.

And so, on Christmas Eve night, in Northern Canada, Satan stopped Santa on his yearly flight and challenged him to a Guitar Duel on the summit of Mt. Crumpit.
Only the demons and elves where in attendance to hear this Musical Monstrosity.
And they say it sounded something like this......